By Courtney Carlo and Cyrus Moussavi 2007 What is that in the right corner of this page? Are we supporting a pork fetish? No. We’re...
By Courtney Carlo and Cyrus Moussavi 2005 It seems as though the theme for this year’s Super Bowl was patriotism. THat and, you know, Janet...
By Courtney Carlo 2005 Last year’s flu season demanded 87 million doses of vaccines. The United States Department of Health and Human Services planned on...
By Courtney Carlo 2005 While watching the news, an update about the recent attacks is featured. Someone doesn’t feel the expected fear or sadness. Instead...
By Courtney Carlo and Cyrus Moussavi 2005 Children, it’s an ugly time for our school. Some gnarly beast has been brought to our doors, and...
By Courtney Carlo 2005 In the land of drive-through windows and one-hour photo, inconvenience is avoided at all cost. When an inconvenience does come along,...
By Courtney Carlo 2005 Ronald McDonald and Colonel Sanders are plotting against you. Yes, that’s right. You. They are part of the restaurants’ conspiracy to...
By Courtney Carlo and Cyrus Moussavi 2005 When walking into Cedar Falls High School, one of the first things one notices (besides the prison fence)...
By Courtney Carlo 2005 After the death of Nicky the First, his heartbroken owner decided to have him cloned. Hence, Little Nicky was created. Last...