By: Kaylee Olson
Q: How do you get in the house if there’s no chimney?
Santa: Through the door.
Q: If there’s a fire in the fireplace, why don’t you get burned?
Santa: Freeze the fire with magic.
Q: How do you fit down the chimney?
Santa: I shrink myself by the power of magic.
Q: What makes the reindeer fly?
Santa: Magic.
Q: What are the reindeers’ favorite treats?
Santa: Carrots.
Q: If you have a toy shop, why do some of our presents say Amazon or Walmart on the packaging?
Santa: To hide the magic.
Q: How do you know if we moved?
Santa: Special GPS.
Q: How do you know if I’m on a trip and how will you find me?
Santa: Special GPS.
Q: Do you have any kids?
Santa: No.
Q: What’s the first name of Mrs. Claus?
Santa: Beth Claus.
Q: How do you pay the elves?
Santa: Cookies and milk.
Q: How many elves do you have?
Santa: Around 5,000 elves.
Q: How do you eat all the cookies?
Santa: I end up taking some back home with me.
Q: Do you have a cookie you don’t like to eat?
Santa: Ginger snap.
Q: What’s your favorite cookie?
Santa: Chocolate chip.
Q: Do you really read all the letters we send him?
Santa: Yes, I try to.
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