By Courtney Carlo 2005 In the land of drive-through windows and one-hour photo, inconvenience is avoided at all cost. When an inconvenience does come along,...
By Courtney Carlo 2005 Ronald McDonald and Colonel Sanders are plotting against you. Yes, that’s right. You. They are part of the restaurants’ conspiracy to...
By Courtney Carlo and Cyrus Moussavi 2005 When walking into Cedar Falls High School, one of the first things one notices (besides the prison fence)...
By Courtney Carlo 2005 After the death of Nicky the First, his heartbroken owner decided to have him cloned. Hence, Little Nicky was created. Last...
By Collin Braley 2005 Upon moving to the Cedar Valley in the summer of 1999, I started off eighth grade transferring to Hoover Middle School....
By Collin Braley 2005 Hi, everyone. I’m back in my hole again, of course. Still trying to get caught up from the never-ending pile of...
By Collin Braley 2005 Failure is “to miss performing an expected service or function for oneself.” The “expected function” I had set for myself was...
By Robert Bartels and Cyrus Moussavi 2005 Cyrus: All of our problems started when Robert opposed a potential Our View about the famous Family Circus...
By Margaret Poe 2004 In today’s world, it is dangerous to be a Muslim. In fact, in some cases, our federal government considers it a...
By Margaret Poe 2004 Ahh, a wedding day. Rings are gleaming, rice is flying, flower girls are strewing rose petals right and left. The world...